Jane Goes Batty by Michael Thomas Ford

Jane Goes Batty by Michael Thomas Ford

A  Novel

Unlike the unpleasant character Beverley Shrop in Mr Fords book, I DO read all the books I review  and I certainly don’t make any money from doing so. His romantic novel reviewer is a double dealing vampire who sells Jane and all the other vampires out to a mean jewish vampire hunter.

The fact that she is Jane’s boyfriends Mum, makes matters worse than they might have been. In fact poor Jane’s life is rather a mess, so many problems and so little time.

She has writers block and people around her are getting killed and if that’s not enough she has to babysit a pop star turned actress who she had to turn into a vampire to stop her from dying in the middle of filming her novel, Constance which has now been set in the 1950′s.

All of this is enough to drive a vampire batty but Michael Thomas Ford has piled one disaster on top of another for our poor heroine. It really would be more than enough to send anyone over the edge. Will she even survive to the end of book? Will the three legged Chihuahua save her?

Why don’t you buy a copy and see for yourself, it is totally  barmy and perfect for a frosty evening in front of the open fire as Halloween approaches.

The good news is   Micheal Thomas Ford has book number three on the way, I will be waiting in anticipation for Jane Vows Vengeance.

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Jane Bites Back by Michael Thomas Ford

Jane Bites Back by Michael Thomas Ford

It’s a truth universally acknowledged that Jane Austen is still alive today... as a Vampire.

And, after over two hundred years she still sucks at it (excuse the pun I could not resist).

Ever the polite lady like woman, she lives quietly running her book shop and only taking enough blood to live on, never killing or turning her victims into undead.

In fact her Vampire existence is definitely not the stuff of films, she has a reflection, no problem with day light, a mild allergy to garlic and lives alone with her tom cat.

On top of that her novel Constance has just received it’s 116th rejection letter.

It would seem that although almost any reference to Austen sells books by the lorry load, while her own work is unappreciated.

Now, this alone would not appear to make for much of a story, even with all the references to current books and authors. So, enter the lovelorn boy friend she won’t commit to.

It is hard to tell the man you love that you are a Vampire and a couple of hundred years older than him.

And, then just to make things worse it turns out her boyfriend is working for the tall dark and handsome bastard that turned you into a vampire in the first place.

This should make you go and find a copy of Jane Bites Back and if not, why not?

I am about to read the next book in the series Jane Goes Batty, I will let you know what comes next as Vampire Jane copes with our crazy world of celebrity and fame.